The Three Stooges are the funniest comedians ever.
Oldsmobile 442s were the greatest muscle cars.
The best NEW show on TV is THE BLACKLIST.
Black and gold are the best color combination for a sports team.
Ledo's has the best pizza.
THE AMAZING RACE is the best reality TV show.
The Pittsburgh Pirates are the best sports story of 2013.
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE is the greatest movie ever made.
Coke is better than Pepsi.
Mushrooms are the best pizza topping.
The best pie is pumpkin pie.
New York really is the greatest city in the world.
Pittsburgh is the greatest city to live in, though.
Maryland has the coolest flag in the US.
The Bible is the greatest book ever written.
The greatest classic movie western is THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALENCE.
The greatest modern movie western is TOMBSTONE.
California is the greatest state to drive in.
South Dakota is my favorite state to visit.
The greatest man I've ever known was my grandfather, Chester "Pap" Freed.
The most beautiful woman I've ever seen is Grace Kelly.
The most beautiful woman I've ever known was my wife, Teresa.
My father is my best friend.
The coolest thing I ever did was ride in a police helicopter over Los Angeles, including circling the HOLLYWOOD sign.
Boston Creme is the best filled donut.
Timbuktu has the best crab cakes.
Dogs are better than cats.
My favorite actress is Sandra Bullock, though Laura Benanti is catching up.
Christmas is my favorite time of year.
My daughter is AWESOME!
I am tired.
Have a great weekend, everyone!